Craig was the founder of VLG (where they always had a bowl of jelly beans at the front desk).
[overhead shot of a table in an expensive modern-european restaurant. It's not a capital, but it's one of those cities on the thinktank/summit-circuit that treaties get named after. Two people are talking. A man in his fifties and a woman in her mid thirties. Both are understated in appearance, but obviously expensively dressed. Both of their smartphones are turned screen-down on the table. It's unclear to us who is the most important. And it's unclear which one is saying the following]
Governments and corporates know me as 'Switchboard', which is how I like to keep it.
I have an aptitude.
Well, a few aptitudes.
But, mainly - I'm very good at people.
Especially those who can't really be described as people anymore. I know what they're good for, what they want and - how to get hold of them.
I've never saved the world, but I've probably had lunch with someone who has.
I'm who you call if you have, y'know - a *really* big problem.
[ringtone]
I love Dr. Horrible. I hope they make more Dr. Horrible soon.
I was driving up Sand Hill Road earlier this week and saw someone riding a cool contraption that looked a bit like a bike but clearly wasn't a bike. As I passed the rider, I checked it out and it read "Elliptigo," so I went home and looked it up online. Turns out it is a new vehicle (not yet on the market) that is a cross between a bike and a elliptical trainer -- thus, Elliptigo. Here's a video of the Elliptigo in action. It's very cool.
